Nice Pants

I went to get a couple new pairs of jeans, and had to go three different stores to find jeans that didn't have hobo creases. You know, those creases at the top of the thigh, where they would normally show up after you've worn them 3 or 4 days in a row? Why would I pay for a pair of jeans that looks like it was stapled to a hobo for two weeks? They look filthy and torn up, and I'm supposed to pay $45 for them? Screw that.