Make my certain part of the male body bigger!

Have you seen those ads for ExtenZe? Its a pill that is "scientifically proven" to make your wang bigger. So many things about these commercials annoy me. Obviously, there's the idiocy that underlies the concept. And the idea that people will be fooled into buying this stuff. And the "doctor" who has personally researched the drug blah blah something.

But I think my favorite part is that they can't seem to use the word "penis." The two or three times they refer to it, they say "certain part of the male anatomy." I guess their medical objectivity only goes so far.