Late Nite TV

I have seen the following ads at least 4 times each in the past 90 minutes:
The Sonic Clean Between Machine!
Guys Gone Wild!
Hair Club for Men! (where they say that a full head of hair is the most attractive part of a guy, or something like that, but then they show a bunch of shirtless guys with perfect torsos... torsrices?)

Also, I hate all of this phlegm that keeps hanging on inside my throat.