So I'm talking to one of my classmates (I'll call her LB) about jobs, and money, etc. And she commented that I could always sell my body. I said, "Nobody's gonna take that for free, why would they pay for it?" The conversation rapidly devolved (by "rapidly" I mean in about 0.4 seconds) to "I keep sending out invoices, but nobody is paying me! Quantity: 2. Item: Blow Job: Price per unit: $6.99." "$6.99? That's cheap." "I was having a sale. Two for the price of one." And then she crosses a couple of lines, minutes (seriously, entire minutes - if you know me, you're surprised by this) before I got there: "Family discount."
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