I want a pony!

This week's Tolerability Index at The Onion begs that we not see the upcoming Transformers movie, citing the potential for "$150 million, Michael Bay-directed, action-movie version of My Little Pony." But really, think about it - that could be fun:

In a world ... powered by rainbows and puppy dogs ... one little girl ... is about to find out ... that it's not always good ... to get what you want.

The title could be My Four Little Ponies of the Apocalypse, and its tagline could be something like "Be careful what you wish for."